- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Your Mom.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Jesus was a good guy

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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