- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

prepares this to get negged

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Womens rights.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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