- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Flop dog

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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