Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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donald................duck for president

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Deadly cancer.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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