your mom is so blind she cant read.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

your mother hates you

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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