Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Smart Blondes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

My butt!!!!

*prepares this to get negged*

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Women's sports

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

A blind man walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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