a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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I'm a like whore

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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