- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

fart+fart=poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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