You're Adopted.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Nice weather we're having.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Penis-Pump

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What is the difference between a duck?

women's rights.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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