Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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dislike this...please.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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