A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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