- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

knock knock!! kanye west

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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