whats really hot the sun

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Ouch.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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