- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Johnson stops eating

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

womens rights

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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