you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Get in the Batmobile.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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