What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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I lost my tractor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Where's my tractor?

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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