A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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