What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

zebras

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Girls Basketball.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How high is a Chinaman

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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