How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Good boy

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Are you a human?

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antijokes

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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