- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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