What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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24!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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