- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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