- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

The 19th Amendment

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Not Steve Jobs

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

a black guy leaves prison

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Chicken

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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