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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Your time.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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