Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

i love huge wieners.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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