what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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