- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

68 :)

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??