why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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haha, you're an orphan

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Anti Joke

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