A baby seal walks into a club...

How did the priest die? Masterbation

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's 9+10=? 19

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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