What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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