Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Dancing Potatoe!

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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