What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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