Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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potatoes

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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