Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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