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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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