A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What did you say? I don't know.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

A British man walks into a dental office.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What's dead? Your mum.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

AVB

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Cold camel scrotum.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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