- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

i'm not gay

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

hey bill!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What is 2+2? 4!

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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