Please spell dyslexia.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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OGC - tilt your head

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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