Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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women have rights

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Can I touch it?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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