Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

A blind man walks into a pole.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

That's Racist

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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