Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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space is fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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obama

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Black People.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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If you are my friend like it!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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