What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Penis!

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

women's rights.

What's clear and wet? water

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Where's my tractor?

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

The cow went moo

Why? Because!

Come In!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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