Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What's up? The sky.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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