- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

fack me!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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