Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Nothing yet CC

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Anti Joke

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