A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Anti Joke

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