- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Farts smell bad!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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