- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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