What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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