- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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