- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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