Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Hippopatomous!

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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