Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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hi

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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asparagus

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Anti Joke

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