- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

connor sucks

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

whats white and gooy liguid goop

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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