Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Chuck Norris

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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It's long!

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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I can't think of a joke!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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