- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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