- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

i dislike sack in my mouth

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

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