A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Two women were sitting quietly.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

where are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

thumb_up thumb_down +35

skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

thumb_up thumb_down +35

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

stop it ryan vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did the child step on a ball?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops